Postcards From Paradise

I go to this really low-key college on base where active duty soldiers and retirees go to get a degree. All the classes are at night so I don’t have to wake up early in the morning. Most of my classmates are at least in their late 20’s so I don’t have to deal with dumb kids my age. We’re supposed to stay for like 4 hours but class usually ends after like 30 minutes. And my teachers are so slack. Sometimes they don’t show up so I can just go home, and one of my teachers is actually on a trip to the mainland. My online quizzes are just ridiculously easy. I fill in the wrong answers on purpose, click “submit” then it gives me the answers! So all I have to do is click the “back” button and fill out the correct answers. Plus this is all covered by my dad’s VA so I’m pretty much getting free credit hours. By the time I get to basic, all this “hard work” will bump me up to an E-2. Life is good.