Postcards From Paradise

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

grandparents making sex jokes

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

nine-year-olds

NINE

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

i have absolutely no drive today

jojogape:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas